Funny Business

The Tumbleweed has had a couple of funny comments lately that I want to remember...


1. Riding along in the car is a good time to random questions, and this was a good one...

"Mommy, when people were invented, how did the first baby go to a doctor?"

I guess the egg comes before the chicken in her world. My answer, "I don't know honey, Mommy wasn't there."

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2. Since the Eagle is away, we have been relaying stories to him over the video chat. After our trip to the dentist, the Tumbleweed had this to say...

"Daddy, the dentist used gum on my teeth"

What she meant was that she had bubble gum flavored tooth paste. I am sure dentists aroud the world are cringing at the thought of using gum to clean teeth.

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3. We spent a day at Davis Farmland. While we were there, the Tumbleweed had the opportunity to milk a goat. That evening at bedtime, she said...

"Mommy, how does the goat get all that milk in his belly?"

Well, for starters, the goat was a girl....